7 8 9

Jan. 13th, 2015 09:19 pm
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Imaria: I remember inane shit all the time, but can't remember anything overly involving the number 7.
Imaria: Just 7.
Me: 7's a bitch, i'm not surprised
Imaria: Cannibal number.
Me: either cannibal or just polite in bed
Imaria: Given 9's known proclivities, that's very plausible.
Imaria: OMG 6 WAS JEALOUS
Me: 6 is such a Nice Guy
Imaria: 6 was afraid of 7 because of confidence issues relating to oral sex performance.
Imaria: Because that was 6 & 9's THING, you know? But 7 also 8 9.
Me: we latch onto and extrapolate on some weird and very specific shit.
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This took me a second... but LOL
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[personal profile] imaria: I need to finish typing up D&D stuff, for starting campaign on weekend
[personal profile] imaria: but laaaazy
[personal profile] shinga: fill in the blanks with "rocks fall, everyone dies, fuck you I'm taking a nap"
[personal profile] imaria: LOLOL
[personal profile] imaria: but... airships!
[personal profile] shinga: magic rocks
[personal profile] imaria: also, where the fuck are rocks coming from at that altitude?
[personal profile] shinga: MAGIC. ROCKS.
[personal profile] imaria: COMETS
[personal profile] shinga: that works too
[personal profile] imaria: haha
[personal profile] shinga: then they can be rocks ON FIRE
[personal profile] shinga: EXTRA DEATH
[personal profile] imaria: Take 100d20 damage
[personal profile] imaria: Also 1d6 fire.
[personal profile] shinga: LOLLLLLL
[personal profile] imaria: Better said in reverse, though
[personal profile] imaria: "Take 1d6 fire." "Oh, that's nothi-" "Also 100d20 crushing."
[personal profile] imaria: and then I just lean over
[personal profile] shinga: I dunno I kinda like it in that order ;) It's adding the small fire damage that just makes it fucking hilarious
[personal profile] imaria: and light their sheet on fire
[personal profile] shinga: LOLLLL
[personal profile] imaria: "Save for half."
[personal profile] imaria: as they scramble to put it out
[personal profile] imaria: "Possibly save for one-third, I dunno."

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