No, I'm the worst person ever(tm).

A friend of mine has long hair. I mean, measured in feet. I keep needling him to cut it. Not to donate to Locks, though that's a worthy endeveor, but rather simply because multiple female friends (including a mutual ex) have threatened to beat him if he cuts his hair. I think it would be hilarious. Mostly because they'd be mad at him and not me.

So basically, I'm pushing for a haircut not for social service or duty to the communuity, but for what essentially amounts to real life trolling.