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[shinga]

Ha! Okay some of these I've said, some I've heard, and yet still quite a handful of things I've not. But yeah, still amusing. :)

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[greyduck]

I AM DYING HERE. OF LAUGHTER. RUEFUL AND MOCKING LAUGHTER.

I was once involved (as a near-bystander, mind you) in a conversation which included a variant of "I'm okay if you fuck $PERSON but I don't want you to kiss them." I was all, "How does that even WORK?"

[flemco]

Ahem: You fuck them, but don't kiss them.

I can explain further if need be...?

[greyduck]

Well, yes, from a purely technical standpoint you can accomplish the stated objective within the given restraints. It seems like a very strange set of restraints to me, is all. ("So, foreplay's RIGHT out, then?") YMMV everyone's different etc etc.