I prefer the version my brother wrote: You better watch out, you better not kiss You better not fuck im telling you this Santa Claus is a dirty old man
Hes making movies and watching them twice He already knows whos naughty and nice Santa Claus is a dirty old man
He sees you when your sleeping He watches you take a bath He knows what you have done in bed Ill let you do the math
You better watch out, you better not kiss You better not fuck im telling you this Santa Claus is a dirty old man
Hear motherfuckin' hear. I don't even have a smartphone (literally cannot afford it), and I constantly see preteens with the damned things. No right to bitch whatsoever, kid.
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You better watch out, you better not kiss
You better not fuck im telling you this
Santa Claus is a dirty old man
Hes making movies and watching them twice
He already knows whos naughty and nice
Santa Claus is a dirty old man
He sees you when your sleeping
He watches you take a bath
He knows what you have done in bed
Ill let you do the math
You better watch out, you better not kiss
You better not fuck im telling you this
Santa Claus is a dirty old man
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