It may count as two sentences, but fuck it. Far funnier with the whole line.

[shinga]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Hang on," blurted Harry. "What about my punishment?" [Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban]


PPPFFFAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Comments

[sabrarosa]

Kinky FTW!

[jdack]

rofl