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[shinga]

omfg the Ben Affleck Ruining Batman nerd rage is mostly funny (because it’s the SAME PEOPLE who whined about Heath Ledger and Anne Hathaway and forget EVERY SINGLE TIME that they later admit it turned out awesome) but occasionally it’s eye-rollingly stupid.

"BEN AFFLECK WILL KILL THE BATMAN FRANCHISE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE END”

Are you serious

I know some of you are young but you’re not that young

You remember “Batman and Robin”

You remember the bat nipples

You remember Schwarzenegger and the terrible ice puns

AND YET

AND YET

YOU STILL THINK… AUGH!


*rubs temples* *breathe*

Ben Affleck will not kill Batman. It is impossible. It’s BATMAN. They could cast fucking Jack Black and the franchise would still survive. It could end up the shittiest movie of the decade and Batman as a character and franchise will be fine. CALM. THE HELL. DOWN.

Comments

[evilpyrate]

Some of us remember the complete head scratching that came about with Michael Keaton. Then he was awesome.

[flemco]

If Val Kilmer couldn't kill the Bat, nothing ever will.

OOO! OOO!

[disgruntledgirl]

Christopher Walken.

I nominate Sean Connery next

[disgruntledgirl]

As Batman. Not Alfred.

Though that would rock, too.