For those who don't know, I have long thick awesome red hair down to my ass

[shinga]

I should do hair commercials.

Picture it.

I enter stage left, hobbling along on the cane. I smile with recently whitened teeth and say, "My hair is one of the very few things I have absolute control over on my body. So I like to treat it right."

Random shots of my hair in various states of shiny movement.

Scene switch, I'm rolling around in the wheelchair. I am still smiling and it's probably getting a bit creepy. "That's why I use [whatever hair product just hired me]... that way, no matter what, I can feel amazing."

End scene with a close up of my creepy smiling face with my hair being all shiny and the company's name slapped up there somewhere.

It'd be magnificent.

I should have this.

Comments

[jdack]

Zee image leenk, she iz broken.

[shinga]

d'oh, fixed

[jdack]

Awesum!

(I don't know why I'm spelling things intentionally wronge today.)

[greyduck]

My first thought: "Dude, that's AWESOME."

My second thought: "Um, you'd have to be VERY careful where you pointed that thing..."

I still want one, mind you.

[lysariala]

honest to goodness, that WOULD be a great commercial imo...
how cool would a small forge be with a dragon on top like that? :)

[trickykitty]

I still have a coupon for a stove like that, and I bet I know someone that could fashion the dragon piping. Roasted marshmallow anyone? :)

[savyono]

There is something seriously wrong with you, girl.

But yeah, your hair is pretty amazing.

[squarenutt]

Hmm. I actually have a stove like that.

Adds another project to the endless list of things....