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shingaI should do hair commercials.
Picture it.
I enter stage left, hobbling along on the cane. I smile with recently whitened teeth and say, "My hair is one of the very few things I have absolute control over on my body. So I like to treat it right."
Random shots of my hair in various states of shiny movement.
Scene switch, I'm rolling around in the wheelchair. I am still smiling and it's probably getting a bit creepy. "That's why I use [whatever hair product just hired me]... that way, no matter what, I can feel amazing."
End scene with a close up of my creepy smiling face with my hair being all shiny and the company's name slapped up there somewhere.
It'd be magnificent.
I should have this.
Picture it.
I enter stage left, hobbling along on the cane. I smile with recently whitened teeth and say, "My hair is one of the very few things I have absolute control over on my body. So I like to treat it right."
Random shots of my hair in various states of shiny movement.
Scene switch, I'm rolling around in the wheelchair. I am still smiling and it's probably getting a bit creepy. "That's why I use [whatever hair product just hired me]... that way, no matter what, I can feel amazing."
End scene with a close up of my creepy smiling face with my hair being all shiny and the company's name slapped up there somewhere.
It'd be magnificent.
I should have this.
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Date: 2011-10-12 09:00 pm (UTC)My second thought: "Um, you'd have to be VERY careful where you pointed that thing..."
I still want one, mind you.