True, mad, forever kind of love involves regular silly conversations like this

[shinga]

[in a discussion of tampon sizes]
Me: Oh man, I just pictured Super Tampon as either the worst or greatest superhero ever.
Will: I'm not sure I want to know....
Me: Just a giant tampon that fights crime, really. Nothing much to it. *pause* And if there's bloodshed it's okay, because he absorbs it!
Will: Oh God.
...
Will: Wait, why's it a he?!