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"Ah!" I speak, as I lay myself down into the soft bed. "I shall sleep soundly tonight, for a decent count of hours!"

But alas, as I closed my eyes, in the distant I can hear the fated sound.

Gurgle gurgle gurgle....

No, can it be?

Gurgle gurgle GURGLE....

"No!" I cry.

GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE....

Yes, it is none other than my nemesis, Queasy Stomach! Not to be confused with my arch nemesis Hip And Or Back Pain, but a nemesis nonetheless!

"Fear not!" says I to no one in particular, for I am alone in the room if one does not count a rather disinterested feline. "For I have weapons to defeat you, foe!"

GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE! cries the Queasy Stomach, vowing that I shall not rest easy tonight, no! I draw from my bedside the mighty TUMS and throw them at my enemy.

Unfortunately it is a rather slow weapon and I must wait, hiding from Queasy Stomach's uncomfortable attack, until TUMS works its formidable magic. Once it has, I may yet sleep tonight. And I will have claimed my victory once more... but... for how long?

THE END... or is it?!

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- lactose-free milk
- lean cuisine meals
- weightloss kitty food
- dark chocolate (Shark Week approacheth :P)
- mac & cheese maybe

hmm... what eeeelse do I neeeed....

bah. gonna watch the Walking Dead finale and think more. also I need to pay bills.

TIME FOR FREAK-OUT MONEY FLAIL YAAAY.

nervous about neurology appointment tomorrow. Sara mentioned maybe doing some King Spa treatment before heading to J and M's that night which might actually be helpful/nice to do. so I shall see. all depends on timing and the like.

did the x-rays today. Roq is a sweetie for driving me to that today AND the neurology appointment tomorrow. glad to have generous, helpful friends when I'm too proud to ask it outright.

Hip x-rays are paaainful. do not like.

my brain is all over thee place. :P