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*throws things*

UTERUS.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

I HAVE BEEN CRAMPING FOR A FUCKING WEEK AND HAVEN'T STARTED MY GODDAMN PERIOD.

TOMORROW IS FUCKING THANKSGIVING WITH THE FAMILY.

FRIDAY I'M ON THE ROAD AND THEN AT FAIRE ALL WEEKEND.

THEN I HAVE A WEEK OUT OF TOWN.

THANKS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, NOW I'LL PROBABLY BE BLEEDING THROUGH A LOT OF THAT.

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED.

(I swear now that I'm posting this I'll start, right? ... *knocks on wood, throws salt, etc*)

I started on the 24th last month, I SHOULD BE BLEEDING BY NOW.

(No, prooobably not pregnant. Such a miniscule chance of that that I've barely even considered it)

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( EDIT: let's put this surprisingly huge picture behind a cut, shall we? )

I've decided that Uterus Shaming should be a thing.

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I should pack.

Or at least do a bit more laundry.

I need to get clothes together, stuff together.

I need to change the kitty litter boxes.

Stuff, stuff, stuff.

Stupid cramps are making me want to just sleep and put everything off though.