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[shinga]

Me: I had some silly dreams last night.
Will: Mm?
Me: I was very cross with you when I woke up, because in the dream you went and traded the car in... for a crocodile. You wanted to just ride a crocodile everywhere.
Will: The fuck?
Me: YEAH. YEAH. And I was all "where would we keep the wheelchair?" and you were like "uhhhh"...
Will: In its mouth, obviously.


I do love waking up with this man every morning.

Comments

[flemco]

See, it's shit like this, ladies. If we menfolk go trade our cars for crocodiles, y'all are all "That's dangerous!" and "The insurance is too high!" and "Wear a damn helmet!" and "It's going to eat the cat!"

[twistingivy]

I would ride a crocodile everywhere, but only if I could have an albino. It's too hot in TX for a dark ride. lol

[jdack]

I wonder what kind of MPG a crocodile with a wheelchair in its mouth would get...

[hornetskaya]

I just hallucinated that there was a GIANT spider in the room. This is far more awesome.