Other butt issue lately? Sitting on my hair. DAMN it's gotten long.

[shinga]

I maintain that thongs can be incredibly comfortable. I mean, think about it... sometimes the shape of your butt just makes panties want to bunch up in that crack and make your life a living awkward penguin story. So if it's an inevitability, why not get underwear with hardly any fabric so even if it does ride the ass train it as least is barely noticeable? Well that was my defense anyway. In either case, thongs = comfortable in theory. But I insist it has to do with the shape of your butt. Some work well with thongs, some work better with granny panties, or all the varieties in between. My butt used to be perfect for thongs. They were definitely the most comfy. But I've gained a considerable amount of weight this year (most of it in my stomach and butt - yeah fuck you too, body) and long story short I totally need to replenish my underwear stock because oh my fucking fuck, fuck thongs seriously I have never been more annoyed about something related to my general butt area than I am lately. I need me some boy shorts or "hipsters" as they apparently call them (lol hipsters on my butt, I make myself chuckle) but yeah... um....

... Not sure why I felt the need to share this. Ultimate "Cool Story Sis"?

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[herlander_refugee]

I hate thongs. But then, I maintain a "Why wear underwear at all" standard....

(I sometimes make exceptions for bras. In cold weather, cold nipples just don't DO at all!)

[bigangry]

Reminds me of back in college. We did a late night talk show produced by the students, and since we were so close to Disneyland (Chapman University, great school), SAG allowed actors to do our show and still be in range of L.A., so we got Gregory Hines (probably because his son went to Chapman). We did a bit called "ONE QUESTION!" and the question was "Boxers or briefs"

He sat back, got a huge smile on his face, and drawn out, said "Thong."