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Me: I had some silly dreams last night.
Will: Mm?
Me: I was very cross with you when I woke up, because in the dream you went and traded the car in... for a crocodile. You wanted to just ride a crocodile everywhere.
Will: The fuck?
Me: YEAH. YEAH. And I was all "where would we keep the wheelchair?" and you were like "uhhhh"...
Will: In its mouth, obviously.


I do love waking up with this man every morning.