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Mar. 2nd, 2014 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shingaI think drunk texts are fun. Receiving, I mean (and sometimes sending though less often lately)... but it turns out high texts are a million times funnier. Hell I've never been high but shit like this makes me curious, lol
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Her: I'm gonna be honest, I am super high right now & I thought you'd want to hear about how I misplaced my foot.
Me: Lmao omg yes tell me
Her: Oh, then I couldn't see half of my body from my viewpoint & thought half of me was gone, that was it for me. Also, I don't remember how to use hands.
Me: Rofl that's amazing
Her: Earlier I could feel my eyelids, which made me think of eyes, which led me to thinking "I can see my face" and that, that just could not have been further from the truth.
Me: Sounds like you have some good shit, lol
Her: My eyeballs feel cold
Me: Don't heat them up
Her: I just freaked out because the food in my mouth was suddenly gone, then I remembered that I just swallowed it
Me: Lol lol lol
Her: Tongues are weird
Me: This is true
Her: I can't feel my throat. Oh, there it is.
Me: Touch it! On the outside, not the inside.
Her: I was just listening to family guy playing in the background & got scared cause I was afraid I was deaf.
Me: This is the greatest conversation I've had in ages
[this is around the time I got home and was very tired, so my replies started slowing down... this did not slow her down]
Her: I just touched a blanket & the thought "the blanket feels me" popped into my head lolme
Her: I don't think smoking pot causes the munchies, you just forget how to feel full
Her: Well, that doesn't make sense
Me: It does a little bit
Her: At least I've got that going for me
Her: Lol, I just thought "I wonder what accent Sean Connery's penis has"
Me: Jamaican
Her: Why not?
Her: What does cheddar popcorn taste like? Cause I'm eating it right now and I can't remember
Me: Happiness!
Her: I knew it
Her: I feel sorry for snails...
Me: I get that, but why specifically?
Her: They've just got nothing going for them
Me: Pretty shells?
Her: Pretty shells are literally Hitler to snails, everyone knows this
Me: Well damn I've been told
Her:
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Her: I'm gonna be honest, I am super high right now & I thought you'd want to hear about how I misplaced my foot.
Me: Lmao omg yes tell me
Her: Oh, then I couldn't see half of my body from my viewpoint & thought half of me was gone, that was it for me. Also, I don't remember how to use hands.
Me: Rofl that's amazing
Her: Earlier I could feel my eyelids, which made me think of eyes, which led me to thinking "I can see my face" and that, that just could not have been further from the truth.
Me: Sounds like you have some good shit, lol
Her: My eyeballs feel cold
Me: Don't heat them up
Her: I just freaked out because the food in my mouth was suddenly gone, then I remembered that I just swallowed it
Me: Lol lol lol
Her: Tongues are weird
Me: This is true
Her: I can't feel my throat. Oh, there it is.
Me: Touch it! On the outside, not the inside.
Her: I was just listening to family guy playing in the background & got scared cause I was afraid I was deaf.
Me: This is the greatest conversation I've had in ages
[this is around the time I got home and was very tired, so my replies started slowing down... this did not slow her down]
Her: I just touched a blanket & the thought "the blanket feels me" popped into my head lolme
Her: I don't think smoking pot causes the munchies, you just forget how to feel full
Her: Well, that doesn't make sense
Me: It does a little bit
Her: At least I've got that going for me
Her: Lol, I just thought "I wonder what accent Sean Connery's penis has"
Me: Jamaican
Her: Why not?
Her: What does cheddar popcorn taste like? Cause I'm eating it right now and I can't remember
Me: Happiness!
Her: I knew it
Her: I feel sorry for snails...
Me: I get that, but why specifically?
Her: They've just got nothing going for them
Me: Pretty shells?
Her: Pretty shells are literally Hitler to snails, everyone knows this
Me: Well damn I've been told
Her:
