shinga | ( . Y . ) <-- those.

Good thing about boobs growing due to birth control and general last-minute growing up = HOLY SHIT CLEAVAGE! These things have SUPERPOWERS! What's that, a free drink? Don't mind if I do! I love you, boobage. <3

Bad thing about boobs growing due to birth control and general last-minute growing up = Oh hey, look at that cute shirt in my closet I haven't worn in a year! *tries on* .... FUCK

Yeah so most my pants (read: all, except for the pair I JUST got) don't fit because I've gained wait in the hip/ass area, and now some of my shirts are goners because I went from an A to a C*.

Seriously, I remember high school. I remember being beyond flat-chested and looking extra beyond awkward in most juniors clothes because my boobs did not fill out any sort of boob-area. It wasn't until I was around 17 that I discovered the magic of padded bras, but even then it's like the clothing industry only made things expecting all teenage girls to look like they do in classroom porns (btw there's no way any of them are even as young as 18, I call shenanigans)

It frustrated me. "Wahh, clothes are made for girls with bigger boobs! IT'S NOT FAIR, FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS, WAHHH!"

Now that I HAVE those bigger boobs? .... FUCKING CLOTHING, HOW DOES IT WORK?! What magical boob size are supposed to be perfect in this cute shirts?? Did I have the wrong A-cup back then? Do I have the wrong C-cup now? Is B the magical one that I never appreciated while I had it? I mean, I remember fitting into stuff okay at B, but still not great. Had troubles there too.

That's it, it's decided. Clothing is evil. Wait, or... or maybe boobs are evil.... Ha! That can't be right. Anything that gives me this much power can't be evil, right? Yeah, that make sense. The Boobs have spoken!

(*At least, pretty sure it's a C. A's and B's no longer fit right... so it's sound logic. I'll get sized one day... one day....)